Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing.
This means you consume life with abandon; you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a Prima Donna. There's just no pleasing you.
15 comments:
I can't eat Oreos right now, but when I do, I love to dunk them or eat the whole thing (if I took the cookie from the cookie jar, who me? Yes, me! - STOP SINGING!)
While watching my weight I like to eat them slow and merthodically since I only allow myself one.....when not watching my weight I like to dunk them in milk and have a whole bunch.
I know your all thinking how can you just eat one.....well it is not easy but sometimes its all I need to beat that sugar craving.
i love them dunked & soggy..(i actually cant stand them any other way) Jake loves all those oreo based desserts...some days the only thing i can agree on in my "profile" is the shambles of life part! maybe i should try the narcotic addition part! definately cant eat just one. Trishas profile (#7) scares me!
check out this site...mrdunk.com (sorry i dont know who to "link" you) i was going to buy these for the kids for xmas, but they probably wouldve just ended up in the gadget drawer with all the rest of the "neat" things that never get used. after all 1/2 the fun is sticking your whole hand in the glass after the cookie falls in
Uh......"D".....all of the above! You can't just eat them one way. This explains my adult AD..........Oh look a chicken.....D personalities.
Wait a minute. I twist them apart, eat the inside, then DUNK the cookie and eat it. I don't fit into any category.
I find dunking prevents accumulation of too much oreo gunk on your teeth.
I definitely have to dunk them. But in college I always had to drink Pepsi when I ate them...gross!
Jamie "experimenting" while in college. You rebel, you. Most people try harder "stuff", but you are out of control with Oreos and "Pepsi". What is that a code for? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i have not had a oreo in literally years, but when i was a kid i needed a whole pile of them and a tall glass of orange juice, no dunking, just in the mouth mixing, and always "whole thing", that's why they are bite-sized right?
Steve, Your topics are funny!
I dunk...are oreos considered a narcotic?
Oreos can be considered a narcotic if you: 1) make a special trip to get them, 2) you "hide" them under something healthy (like bread) in the cart, 3) you look around to see who is watching you place them in the cart, 4) you open the package and eat while shopping. Any of those (or in combination, it's a definite narcotic then) count toward possible addiction.
its easy for us addicted parents to hide behind the kids, everyone in the store just thinks the oreos are for them
i thought the oreo & pepsi thing was gross, but, Matt, Orange juice? YUK!!
I think I'm clear of the oreo addiction...now about the crystal meth...that's a tough call ;)
I definitely love to dunk them in milk! But the thought of eating them with Pepsi, or even worse, orange juice....YUCK! That should be category all by itself.
#6 for me.....no other way.
What can I say - I'm anal!
Jeff
Yo Jeff, TMI about the anal thing.
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