An Iggles, Cowboys and Giants fan were hangin in a bar watching the games(all friends). After the games, they started waling to their cars and saw a barefoot in the bushes. They looked and found a totally drunk naked woman passed out, so the Iggles fan took of his hat and covered her left breast, The G-man fan took his off and covered the right breast. The Cowboys fan took off his hat and covered her privates(keeping it family style)and they called the cops and ambulance for her.
The cop looked under the Iggles hat breast and jotted a few notes, then the G-man hat breast and did the same. He then looked under the Cowboys hat, scratched his headand repeated it 4 times. The Cowboys fan started getting edgy and questioned the cop about it and stated he did nothing wrong. The cop replied, I'm not used to seeing that under a Cowboys hat, I always see Assholes. :0
5 comments:
ok, football fan-wanna-be's can go back to their computer geeky stuff now.
douchebagsezwat?
Dave - far from a wannabe, i'll fully admit football bores me. seeing football fans suffer, that entertains.
An Iggles, Cowboys and Giants fan were hangin in a bar watching the games(all friends). After the games, they started waling to their cars and saw a barefoot in the bushes.
They looked and found a totally drunk naked woman passed out, so the Iggles fan took of his hat and covered her left breast, The G-man fan took his off and covered the right breast. The Cowboys fan took off his hat and covered her privates(keeping it family style)and they called the cops and ambulance for her.
The cop looked under the Iggles hat breast and jotted a few notes, then the G-man hat breast and did the same. He then looked under the Cowboys hat, scratched his headand repeated it 4 times. The Cowboys fan started getting edgy and questioned the cop about it and stated he did nothing wrong.
The cop replied, I'm not used to seeing that under a Cowboys hat, I always see Assholes. :0
I'm always used to seeing Assholes.
Doh, were's ther edit function
funny!
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