Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Dirty Little Secrets

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. Everyone has a little secret they don't want anyone to know about. Here's mine.
I'm married to a man who loves to watch Divorce Court and Judge Judy. He's on the sofa right now, giving the boy his breakfast and watching Judge Mablean. He laughs alot, particularly when people get mad and do "that thing with their neck. Why do Americans do that thing with their neck?" These are the sorts of questions I get. I tell him if the neck thing bothers him so much he should turn it off. No, he can't. It's like a car crash. He wants to look away, but he can't.
I'm so ashamed.

1 comment:

Steve Freeman said...

Tell John to "speak to the hand" and all that junk. You know tha' sistas got some attitude. For Real, doh!