i must admit i found it odd, but completely refreshing that nobody posted anything politcal or made one political comment during the past election. actually it was nice to be able to go somewhere and not have to look at politicians. although truth be told, we had to look at Guy Fawkes for a few weeks and he is a pretty politcally polarized figure but that's neither here nor there. anyway to make up for all that lack of politics i submit the following...
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that
Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Muslims and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why
kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you
no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".
4 comments:
i've heard much better blonde jokes.
and there's always a better Bush joke just around the corner
I have heard better blonde jokes, but I'll share this one with my staff room anyway because, like most of the United Kingdom, they despise GWB.
Ha Ha Ha....
I am so glad that no one spoke politics during the election. I was SO tired of all the negative ads and the he said / she said crap.
Bush is meeting with (insert Muslim leader):
Muslim leader: "we really like your 'Star Trek' show in my country. One thing, tho - we notice the crew has a black communications officer; a Russian helmsman; an Asian pilot; even a Scottish engineer... but there's no Muslims aboard."
Bush: "it's set in the future"
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