Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Joke of the day....

George Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force
One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, 'You know, I
could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody
very happy.'

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills
out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

Cheney added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Shit I could throw all of your
asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'

3 comments:

Donna Thomas said...

There isn't a $1,000 bill.

Michelle (Heist) Edwards said...

that was a good one!

kristen said...

chuckle :)

Donna, enough said!