Stone cold truth of friendship

1) When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Montain Dew!!

2) When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3) When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4) When you are scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5) When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!

6) When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7) When you are sick -- stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8) When you fall -- I will pick you up and dust you off - after I laugh my butt off!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but on ly you can feel the true warmth.